WOBBIE KIDNAPPED BY N.A.L.F!!!!!

Night Between Sunday & Monday Robbie's Team Received Following statement:

"Robbie Under Siege: Day 4

Attention Mobile Group! Our courageous freedom fighters have infiltrated your high-security facility and captured the creature known to you as Robbie. We would have sent you this manifesto sooner but his name appeared on a "no-fly list". After a thorough and painful cavity search by Homeland Security, it was determined that Robbie has some type of equine venereal disease and had to spend the weekend quarantined in U.S. Customs. In the coming days, PBTNA (Praise Be To North America), we will make our demands known to you.

N.A.L.F.
North American Liberation Front

P.S. Thanks for making it a truly delightful visit. Hope to see all of you again soon."

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Our Intelligence of DMIA (Dogs Missing In Action) informs us that the NALF is most likely an amateur organisation, which will be self-destruct due to internal differences.

DMIA is already in the Situation Room, planning the response to NALF's demands.

Meanwhile: Wobbie, our thoughts are with you.