Merry Xmas from Wobbie

Wobbie is safely back home - rescued from the NALF. From America he has brought his new monkey-friend Ty.

A MERRY XMAS TO ALL

/From Robbie, Ty & Hugo

Wobbie Alive and Working as NALF Receptionist!

The following message has been received from NALF:

"Attention Cheeky Mobile Team!

Yesterday, your beloved "Company Protector" foolishly attempted to escape. Stranded by our confusing and substandard public transportation system, he was quickly recaptured. Apparently, he was disheartened by your empty promises to secure his safe return and decided to take matters into his own hands/paws.

Robbie openly speaks to us that you do not have a strong track record of seeing to his well-being [reference May 2006 woohoo blog archive]. As punishment, we forced him to work at the GN U.S. reception desk.

It is hoped that he has learned a valuable lesson. I would also discourage you from mounting any fruitless rescue attempts. N.A.L.F. North American Liberation Front"

DMIA is relieved to see that Robbie is alive and kicking - and rumour has it that Robbie will be celebrating Xmas in DENMARK!!!

Wobbie kidnapped - war trophy?!

The following message has been received by NALF:

"Attention Contemptuous Mobile Team! After careful analysis of the rioting images that you posted, we have a reached a general consensus that your city does not look any different than it did when we made our last visit. As punishment for your Photo-Shop'd propaganda, our Supreme Liberation Council, PBTNA (Praise Be To North America), has decreed that your fluffy friend be displayed as a permanent "War Trophy" in our offices. Had you not foolishly desecrated your only McDonald's, it is possible that you may have been able to find a Happy Meal toy to replace your lost comrade and provide you some solice. N.A.L.F. North American Liberation Front"

DMIA is shocked and outraged by the alleged decapitation of Wobbie. Wobbie's friends are in mourning...:

...but DMIA will not give in to any demands from NALF.
Revenge will strike down on North America - no products or requests will be fulfilled if we do not see Robbie back alive - head + body connected....

And that is just the beginning - the Wrath of Denmark & DMIA has seen no equal.

Robbie kidnapped: Riots at US sites in DK

D.M.I.A. has called upon Robbie's cousin Hugo to plan Robbie's rescue......



But meanwhile, Danish citizens have take matters into their own hands:

Danish News reports that protestors gathered in the Copenhagen streets as an unknown source with the PET leaked the information that beloved cultural icon, Robbie, has been dognapped by N.A.L.F.



The cold and rainy weather did not seem to cool down protestors as they vandalized American symbols of capitalist dominance such as McDonalds and Blockbuster.
PET spokes person Anders Brandmajor commented on the riots: "we are naturally very disturbed by the violence in the streets, but at all times during this crisis have we been aware that such a tragic event could only be kept from the public for a limited time. We have known that this is the only natural outcome of the crisis".

Brandmajor advice all Americans to stay away from the Danish streets during dark i.e. from 15:30 - 8:00. The Danish government spokes person Karl Tispåus advice that corporate America will experience substancial losses due to the crisis and anticipate that effect will be long lasting and could possibly spread to the remaining European Union - as he says "people are increasingly acting out democracy via their purchases. And the Robbie-conflict have topuched many hearts so naturally people wish to condemn this behaviour".

Wobbie kidnapped - Death by Duck??!!

The following message and photos were received from NALF:

"Attention Mobile Team!
Since you have yet to fully comply with our demands and continue to question our resolve, we have moved into the "persuasive" phase of our plan. This is a little treat we like to call "death by duck".

Step One: Secure victim to manhole cover
Step Two: Cover in bread crumbs
Step Three: Let loose the hounds!

WARNING! Contains graphic images."

Step1:

Step 2:

Step 3:

Circling the Prey:

Moving in for the kill:

Grisly task complete:

D.M.I.A reaction: "We know that Robbie will survive a feeble attack by American Ugly Ducks. We will retaliate - plans are to cancel Xmas in the States - more to come..."