Robbie kidnapped: Riots at US sites in DK

D.M.I.A. has called upon Robbie's cousin Hugo to plan Robbie's rescue......



But meanwhile, Danish citizens have take matters into their own hands:

Danish News reports that protestors gathered in the Copenhagen streets as an unknown source with the PET leaked the information that beloved cultural icon, Robbie, has been dognapped by N.A.L.F.



The cold and rainy weather did not seem to cool down protestors as they vandalized American symbols of capitalist dominance such as McDonalds and Blockbuster.
PET spokes person Anders Brandmajor commented on the riots: "we are naturally very disturbed by the violence in the streets, but at all times during this crisis have we been aware that such a tragic event could only be kept from the public for a limited time. We have known that this is the only natural outcome of the crisis".

Brandmajor advice all Americans to stay away from the Danish streets during dark i.e. from 15:30 - 8:00. The Danish government spokes person Karl Tispåus advice that corporate America will experience substancial losses due to the crisis and anticipate that effect will be long lasting and could possibly spread to the remaining European Union - as he says "people are increasingly acting out democracy via their purchases. And the Robbie-conflict have topuched many hearts so naturally people wish to condemn this behaviour".