Wobbie - Capitalist Indoctrination?!

This following notice has been received from the N.A.L.F.:


"Attention Insolent Mobile Team! Due to your arrogant response to our demands, we will subject your loveable comrade to a series of unspeakable horrors!

Here are some of the ideas that are on the table:

- Force him to watch real football every Sunday (but only the really bad games). This week we are considering the 0-10 Dolphins of Miami vs. the 2-8 Rams of St.Louis.
- Offer him as a concession to North Korea if they end their nuclear weapons program.
- Fly him back and forth on trans-Atlantic flights in coach seating.
- Force him to chug weak American lite beer until he is bloated and only mildly "buzzed".
- Audition him for an upcoming reality TV show such as "Survivor" or "Big Brother IX"
- Leave him in a hotel room overnight with our former president Bill Clinton and a box of cigars
- Dress him in Western wear and make him listen to country music. Attendence at a local rodeo or monster truck and tractor pull is not out of the question either.
- Send him to every new hire orientation meeting. Repeated viewing of the David Wood videos would, of course, be optional (even we are not that cruel).

These are just some of the gruesome possibilities. In the meantime, we have commenced his re-education. See attached picture of Wobbie in our Capitalist Indoctrination Program.

N.A.L.F.
North American Liberation Front"

The photo with the title "Capitalist Indoctrination Program" was received along with the letter:

D.M.I.A (Dogs Missing In Action) judges from Wobbie's cool appearance in the phote that he is holding out towards the Indoctrination Brainwash.

D.M.I.A. will not accept to be steered by capitalist threats. A special task force has been training day and night since the kidnapping, and they are now ready to infiltrate NALF. This photo shows this deadly team in one of their combat training camps.





Robbie - help is near!