Wobbie kidnapped - war trophy?!

The following message has been received by NALF:

"Attention Contemptuous Mobile Team! After careful analysis of the rioting images that you posted, we have a reached a general consensus that your city does not look any different than it did when we made our last visit. As punishment for your Photo-Shop'd propaganda, our Supreme Liberation Council, PBTNA (Praise Be To North America), has decreed that your fluffy friend be displayed as a permanent "War Trophy" in our offices. Had you not foolishly desecrated your only McDonald's, it is possible that you may have been able to find a Happy Meal toy to replace your lost comrade and provide you some solice. N.A.L.F. North American Liberation Front"

DMIA is shocked and outraged by the alleged decapitation of Wobbie. Wobbie's friends are in mourning...:

...but DMIA will not give in to any demands from NALF.
Revenge will strike down on North America - no products or requests will be fulfilled if we do not see Robbie back alive - head + body connected....

And that is just the beginning - the Wrath of Denmark & DMIA has seen no equal.